Executive positioning, automated

Your experience,
presented
your way.

Drop in a real CV, then choose a modern portfolio, a serious professional site, or the original AI-powered chaos. One document, three very different career decisions.

Every direction attempts an AI rewrite, with a parsed-content fallback if the model is unavailable. Modern and Professional are instructed to stay factual; Chaos invents satirical claims.

$0advisory fee

3portfolio directions

30 daysautomatic retention

0accounts required

Unverified market intelligence Calibrating stakeholder enthusiasm...

01 / Capabilities

A full-service transformation practice.
Without the full-service competence.

Real document parsing, mode-specific AI editing, and seeded visual selection. Each serious approach has four distinct design systems.

Source-faithful portfolios

Modern and Professional use AI to identify, edit, and structure real CV facts into concise portfolio content without intentional fabrication.

Modern creative direction

A bold, responsive portfolio drawn from multiple creative systems, layouts, palettes, and structures instead of one fixed template.

Professional direction

A restrained employer-ready portfolio drawn from executive, consulting, editorial, and technical design systems.

Chaos remains available

Opt in to the original AI founder makeover with fake metrics, invented testimonials, unstable typography, and unchecked confidence.

Shareable public result

Each upload receives a unique public link. Anyone with it can view the result until it automatically expires after 30 days.

AI in every direction

All modes attempt an Azure OpenAI rewrite and fall back to parsed content if it is unavailable. Serious prompts stay grounded; Chaos spends the same compute irresponsibly.

02 / Methodology

A rigorous three-step process.

Rigorous in the sense that there are exactly three steps and we numbered all of them.

01

Submit the source material

Upload a PDF or DOCX up to 5 MiB. Only upload a CV you own or have permission to use.

Input
02

Choose the direction

After selecting the file, pick Modern, Professional, or Chaos. Each sends the extracted CV to Azure OpenAI with a different factual or satirical brief.

Strategy
03

Publish the portfolio

Receive a responsive portfolio at a unique public link. Download it, share it, or reconsider every choice that led to Chaos mode.

Deliverable

03 / Commercials

Enterprise confidence.
Garage-sale economics.

No tiers, procurement calls, or suspiciously urgent annual contracts.

Founder-funded

per strategic transformation

Build your portfolio

Engagement includes

Multiple seeded designs within every approach
Mode-specific AI writing and structure
A unique shareable link per CV
30-day automatic result hosting
No credit card, signup, or account
Factual guardrails for serious portfolio modes
Reasonable rate limits, because Azure invoices are real

Funded from one founder's pocket. Every direction uses the AI budget; Chaos remains financially irresponsible in spirit.

Want to extend the runway? Support the nonsense on Ko-fi.

04 / Social proof*

What professionals say

Nine fresh endorsements on every visit. None verified, several concerning, all part of the joke.

*Names, roles, outcomes, and emotional breakthroughs are fictional. Confidence level: consulting-grade.

Organizations our confidence deck would like you to infer

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No affiliation, endorsement, placement data, or permission to make this look so official.