Terms & Privacy
Last updated: 2026-07-21
What ResuMeme is
ResuMeme turns an uploaded CV into a shareable portfolio. Modern and Professional use AI to edit the extracted facts and may add clearly labeled concept projects based on listed skills. Chaos mode re-renders it as a deliberately ridiculous AI-generated founder portfolio with fake case studies, fake testimonials, vanity metrics, and visual effects.
Modern and Professional portfolios are intended for real sharing, but concept projects are fictional and automated extraction and AI generation can make mistakes, so review the result first. Chaos is satire: do not rely on its generated content for any professional purpose or submit its fictional claims as genuine.
Terms of Service
By using ResuMeme you acknowledge and agree that:
- The service is provided "as is" with no warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to fitness for any particular purpose, especially employment.
- You will only upload CVs you personally own or have explicit permission to upload. Do not upload other people's resumes without their consent.
- You will not upload content that is unlawful, harmful, defamatory, or designed to abuse the system (e.g., prompt injection, spam, attempts to extract API credits).
- Modern and Professional modes preserve real identity, contact, employer, education, and date information but may generate clearly labeled fictional concept projects when source experience is sparse. The model can still omit, rewrite, or hallucinate details. You are responsible for reviewing the result before sharing it.
- Chaos content (founder bio, fake case studies, fake testimonials, vanity stats, achievement popups) is fictional, satirical, and generated automatically. It does not reflect any real assessment of your skills or background. Testimonial identities are invented; case studies may reuse a real company name from your CV inside otherwise fictional claims.
- The operators of ResuMeme accept no liability for any consequence arising from your use of the service, including but not limited to lost interview opportunities, hurt feelings, or career setbacks.
- The service may be discontinued, rate-limited, or have features disabled at any time, without notice, for any reason. Most likely because the operator's pocket money ran out.
Privacy Policy
What we collect
- The CV file (PDF or DOCX) you upload through the dropzone.
- Text and embedded images extracted from that file by our parser.
- The unique 8-character link ID we generate for the result page.
- Standard server logs (timestamp, request path, response code) used for operations and debugging. These are retained per Azure's default policy.
What we do with it
- Store the parsed JSON and extracted images in Azure Blob Storage, encrypted at rest by Azure.
- Send parsed text and the selected mode to Azure OpenAI to generate the portfolio content.
- Render the selected portfolio at your unique URL when someone visits it.
What we don't do
- We do not sell, rent, or share your data with third parties for marketing or any other commercial purpose.
- We do not run analytics, tracking pixels, or third-party advertising scripts.
- We do not attempt to identify you beyond the contents of the CV you uploaded.
- We do not require an account, login, or any personal information beyond the CV you choose to upload.
Where data lives
All data is stored in Microsoft Azure data centers. Processing involves Azure Blob Storage and Azure OpenAI Service for every presentation mode. No data is transmitted to any other third-party service.
Retention & deletion
- Stored parsed content and extracted images automatically delete after 30 days via an Azure Blob Storage lifecycle rule.
- You can request earlier deletion of a specific upload by sending us the link ID through the contact channel below.
- Server logs are retained per Azure's default platform policy (typically 30–90 days).
Sharing & visibility
- The result URL is publicly accessible to anyone who has the link. Treat it like a public URL.
- If you do not want a CV to be visible to anyone with the link, do not upload it.
Your rights (GDPR / CCPA)
You have the right to request access to, correction of, or deletion of any data we hold about you. Since the only data we collect is the CV you uploaded plus its derived content, deletion is straightforward: contact us with the link ID and we'll remove it from blob storage immediately.
Contact & data deletion requests
For data deletion requests, complaints, takedown notices, or general feedback, please open an issue on our GitHub repository.
Include the result-page link or the 8-character ID for any deletion request.